Have you heard the one about Rinoa being the evil sorceress Ultimecia? Or the secret identity of Squall’s father? Or the true purpose of the Shumi Tribe?
The Northern Realms’ favourite monster killer might look like he has his life pretty well sorted, what with all the fat loot, rugged good-looks, beautiful women and exciting career opportunities, but it’s not all about money, sex and fun parties. Almost none of it is about parties, actually. Geralt hates parties.